[Promo] Nice Mic! The Hottest Thing To Hit LA Since Its General Temperature!
A Substack for Keenan Buchanan*
Hey everybody,
Back with another stack quicker than you could have said Jack Robinson if I’d told you to last Monday. I’m back so quickly because I’ve got an urgent opportunity that every single one of my readers needs to be aware of: you gotta check out Nice Mic!
Nice Mic (!) is an open mic show in the Los Angeles area co-produced and run by my good friend Keenan Buchanan, and to give you just a taste of how amazing it is, I wanted to use my platform to blast out some positive reviews of my good friend Keenan’s sets and the show as a whole!
These are the REAL REMARKS that I made up of ACTUAL PEOPLE whose names I generated on ChatGPT to give you a sense of how great the show is! All quotes are attributable only to their originators and don’t reflect the views or positions of Kablamo Quarterly.**
“Nicest mic in town! I brought a soda on stage, and they were fine with it!” - Samantha J.
“You know when you, like, aren’t sure if you’re gonna sneeze a fifth or sixth time, and then you do? And it’s like that last big one was the only one you needed in the first place? I’m sorry, what was the question?” - Marcus L.
“I told my girlfriend I loved her at this show and she dumped me for interrupting.” - Emily C.
“The show doesn’t miss. I laugh so regularly at Nice Mic I have the daily bandwidth to glare icily at gross remarks that deserve shame.” - Jamal W.
“This comedy show is clearly co-produced by an excellent female comedian and a sensitive cat lover who is very good at video games.” - Lindsay P.
“He made my wife laugh so hard she laughed herself silly and I had to go out and get a brand new wife.” - Derek M.
“If this show were biscuits I’d say hold the gravy.” - Natasha K.
“He’s seen my face now. He doesn’t know it, but he has. I’m ready.” - Brandon N.
“I’ve been to the last six Nice Mics in a row and fucking wolves follow me now. Just saying.” - Megan S.
“If you like comedy but hate people who suck, this is the mic for you.” - Carlos R.
“I didn’t do stand-up for five years, and Nice Mic made it feel just like riding a bike! That had a lot to do with witnessing the gritty murder of my parents in an alley five years ago, since which time I hadn’t spoken, but Nice Mic felt like a good time to take that step as well.” - Rachel A.
“The tallest guy I’ve seen read from an iPhone.” - Kevin B.
“If you don’t like laughing and also actively supporting people, what are you, what are you even, what, what are you doing?” - Jasmine G.
“Keenan’s tight five felt like a six that only fucks eights.” - Tyler M.
“I had a dream once. A dream where I felt happy. This show felt like that.” - Heather T.
Well there you have it folks! The people have spoken! If you’re reading this, and you’re able to make to Nice Mic, don’t miss a chance to laugh, feel heard, feel seen, and feel supported and supportive!
Together, we can mic the world a nicer place.